Fears of Preggo-ness
5My family knows me. They know that gck-1 was an unexpected blessing and that we would be incredibly happy with just her. Adding another human child to our family is just not something that we would like to do. Ever.
I’m the kind of person who when I feel a little sick, I go out and buy a pregnancy test, just to rule that out first. A slight fear of preggo-ness? Um yeah. I’m the president of that club.
On our trip to pick up Leonidas, I texted every member in my family telling them that we were adopting a little boy obviously leaving out that he was of the four legged kind. And I was shocked that they all thought that I was really being serious. I guess they forgot all about us saying no more kids, ever. I played along with the joke for as long as I could… and then broke the real news.
I think I may have jinxed myself on that one.
You see, 2 days earlier, my older brother N and his wife K, found out that they would be adding an addition to their family, but not in puppy form. Awesome news? Yes and no. K’s sister is also pregnant. They found out about a month ago. That would also be awesome news except for the last time we were all pregnant, K’s sister got pregnant and then K got pregnant a month later. And then 8 months later, I got pregnant.
Does history really repeat itself?! If it does, it means I have 8 months to …
1) take double the amount of birth control pills daily
2) stock up on home pregnancy tests (because God knows I’ll probably go through about 2 dozen of them in no time!)
3) research how much a vasectomy will cost
and 4) stop shaving my legs, bathing and using deodorant so B won’t ever want to come near me.
I have a serious fear of preggo-ness. Anyone relate?
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