Sand and Starfish

Apr 17

Google Analytics

Do you have Google Analytics set up on your blog? If not… you need it. It’s an amazing tool that can bring you lots of happiness and sometimes even giggles. How does it bring giggles? You see, with Google Analytics, you can see the keywords that people type in and your blog comes up in the list of possible matches. I was just glancing through the keywords that people have typed in to get to SandandStarfish.com and here are some of my absolute favorites. And no, none of these are made up, and they’re in no particular order.

“pee pee time”

“starfish sickness”

“3 year old yells before nap time at daycare”

“colorado sweatpants dillon colorado”

“hilary lang-wisconsin”

“how do starfish live without a heart”

“longhorn diarrhea”

“my daughter’s clothes go missing at daycare”

“pee in sand”

“peter seratoni”

“sand my pitcher to google”

“starfish pee”

“who me never”

“why is sand annoying?”


Please share what keywords people have used to get to your site. I need a good giggle. Especially if it has to do with pee. I mean seriously, why pee and my site?! I’ll never know but at least it makes me giggle!

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2 Responses to “Google Analytics”

  1. Busy Bee Suz says:

    You have a thing for pee huh? :0
    Mine are equally as disturbing:

    nice boy blogspot
    adam and the ants greek theater
    bits of my tattoo are coming off day 1
    does emiem wear tighty whiteys
    dr suzz tatto legs designs
    feel like organs jumping
    sarcasimitis

    where to buy wickles pickles publix (which is ok, we love wickles)

    BUT:
    wickle pickle on the face (is not ok)

  2. Cathy says:

    I do have google analytics, so I will share with you some keywords(spelling errors included):
    ambidextrous drink with kahlua
    hungover poops
    my mailmans hot
    whats handwritting
    baby’s father not interested
    long pants shaped writing paper
    boys hair permed

    Good stuff!

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